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    • (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
    • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
    • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
    • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
    • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
    • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
    • (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
    • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
    • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
    • (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
    • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
    • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
    • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
    • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
    • (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
    • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
    • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
    • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
    • (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
  • My shoulder armor came out looking awesome! =) oh also, Tummy Tuesday! #gaybear #gaycubs #instagay #beards #Halloween #leather #harness #armor #beardlife #creative #leatherworker #toomuchfreetime #gpoy #tummytuesday

  • hamsterloki:

    joshcorpuz85:

    Red Knights

    Some side-project I’ve been working on my free-time after work. I’ll be setting up a print shop soon and would to know if anyone has any particular piece of mine sold up there. 

    Hope you guys dig. 

    We dig indeed!

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  • roseshock:

    Note to self

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  • hiddlestan-winterfrost:

    amalwaysangry:

    iprayforangels:

    suddin:

    ectricark:

    imsirius:

    #THEY DON’T WRITE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

    [echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]

    People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.

    People think that Nine is dark sullen and a killer. They’re wrong. Nine’s not dark. He’s light and happy and in love. He wears a leather jacket and is the closest Doctor to the Time War, but he is not dark. He is a light person who is fighting his dark past. He knows what he’s done and is fighting to right his wrongs. He just wants everyone to live.

    Eleven on the other hand is the exact opposite. People think he’s a puppy in a fez. They’re wrong. He is not happy and joyful. He’s careless. He is having adventures while ruining lives and killing people. He is the man who forgets. He has forgotten the pain he felt after what he did and now is so comfortable killing.

    He doesn’t remember Nine. Nine, the Doctor with depression. Nine, the Doctor who fell in love with an nineteen year old shop girl who didn’t need a magic back story to be special. Nine, the Doctor who went and saved his friends without killing. Nine, the Doctor who chose to lose instead of causing loss.

    Nine chooses to give up being a god. Eleven pretends he is a god. Nine would make a merciful god. Eleven acts like a vengeful god. Nine is a puppy in a leather jacket. Eleven is a a killer in a fez.

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    Nine was the Doctor who took a renegade Time Agent who thought of nothing but himself and making money and nearly cause ‘Volcano Day’ because he wanted to make a fast buck — and turned him into a man who was ready to lay down his life in order to give Nine and Rose those few extra minutes.

    Nine was the Doctor who truly made Jack Harkness the man we saw throughout his few Who appearances and Torchwood.

    Nine was the Doctor Jack fell in love with and never truly got over. I’ve said a few times that I want to see Jack back in Doctor Who. Now? I’m not so sure. Or, maybe, Jack reappearing in the Who-canon is what we need. They don’t need the Impossible Girl to bring Twelve back to who he is. To make him remember. To help him not be scared.

    What Twelve needs is the Face of Boe. The Man out of Time.

    Captain Jack Harkness.

    YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE.

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  • nonpenitent:

    What I feel like when I’m on Tumblr

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  • oktober2nd:

    lana-loves-lingua-latina:

    if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

    He’s a fuck boy

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  • angelgrl0890:

    Sword Art Online. My favorite pic

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  • balcerak:

    Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

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