(Source: obeliskandmetronome, via smilesjon)
Pika pika, mother fucker.
you shouldnt have freed them
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Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
OH MYGOD WHY
I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind
put me to fucking rest plz dead/
(Source: iraffiruse, via anarchicyouth)
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
when ur in a threesome and they both cum on u at the same time
(Source: vulpixwh0re, via chainedinthedark)
(Source: getthelumpouttahere, via bromancing-the-stone)